Twas The Night Before Christmas…..

by on December 24, 2008 in Uncategorized - 13 Comments

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Ed. Note: Thanks to all our readers and contributors for making the first four months at MLHS a success and cheers to a great year ahead. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas folks…..this is a small attempt at poetic humour…hope you all enjoy. -Rib

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land

The Leafs were all resting and so were the fans.

Sundin was done waffling, his game on delay,

The Canucks were happy he’d decided to play.

The Leafs at five hundred, a holiday surprise

Ron Wilson was smiling, but not at his guys.

I went to the window and looked down below

and there was Sean Avery, out in the snow.

He whispers, he smiles, “come closer” he beckons,

I think he said something about sloppy seconds.

When all of a sudden, he looked to the right,

And several blue jerseys, emerged from the night.

What with my wondering eyes should appear?

A whole bunch of Leafs from all the past years.

It’s Gilmour, and Leeman and Potvin and Vaive.

It’s Apps and Mahovlich, are they still alive?

I closed up my window and went back to bed,

as Bower and Sawchuk made saves in my head.

The night got so quiet, then a horrible noise,

awoke me from sleeping and killed all my joy

At the end of my bed, with pencil in hand

stood one Howard Berger. Well isn’t this grand?

I rose from my sleep to see what he was doing

He was poised at my window just standing there, booing.

He yelled and he clapped and he called them by name

he told the old Leafs to go back where they came.

Then he jumped from the window and landed below

and then disappeared somewhere in the snow.

And as he ran off through the snow and the fog

He said “Leaf fans are mindless. It says so in my blog.”

And as the snow fell down that slippery white slope

I fell fast alseep, filled with nothing but hope.

Hope for the future, with speed and hard work.

Hope for the era of one Brian Burke.

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  • Ron Guillet

    Funny stuff, Mike!

    Hope you all enjoy Christmas! I’m heading out to the rinks tomorrow morning to display my Wozniewski-like skills….have a great day!

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  • deMarcus

    Well done.

    Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • CarltontheBear

    lol nice :)

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  • Garrett Bauman

    That rocks!

    Well done, Mark.

    Happy Holidays,
    GB

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  • Scot Loucks

    Small attempt? Maybe… but certainly much better than I could have come up with. :)

    Well done Mark.

    Cheers and a Merry Christmas to you and yours.

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  • budsfan19

    Very well written made me chuckle

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  • Georgie

    Loved it, merry christmas everyone.

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  • http://admin Alex Tran

    Hahaha, fantastic work Mark.

    I’m more of an A-B-A-B man myself, but great stuff!

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  • hockey_guru

    YES! I got ablue RBK Schenn jersey…. diiiiiirrrrrrttttyyyyy.

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  • Ken Breadner

    That’s funny, I got an RBK blue Schenn jersey too…Merry Christmas, one and all…

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  • hockey_guru

    haha, you are one of the luckiest people EVER!

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