My Name Is Jonas, Gustavsson
Why not take a little break from the intense trade rumours playoff chase and enjoy this little parody I put together of Weezer’s “My Name Is Jonas.” Follow me on twitter @SantosDan
My name is Jonas
Sent down by the Leafs
Thanks for all you’ve shown us
This is how we feel
Get well in two weeks
Man the Marlies‘ crease
Just like Pogge did
Before he went crazy
Kessel got picked last
At the all-star draft
Got a brand new car
Pretend to laugh ’bout it
Boo birds too much of the time
Ticket costs make ‘em go blind
The fans say, “Hey man, we can go all the way”
I guess we can plan the parade
My name is Wilson
Head coach of Darryl Boyce
Fresh out of ideas
But I’ll still juggle lines, juggle lines
Tell me what to do
When the goals run dry
Now this Phil won’t chat
And you know what else?
Guess what I received
In the mail today
Words of deep concern
From my general manager
Rebuilding’s not going as we planned
Armstrong has injured his hand
Lebda cannot take a pass
I hope we don’t finish in last
The waffles are coming down
The waffles are coming down
The waffles are coming down
The waffles are coming down
Yeah
My name is Jonas
