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I know, I know, when last we met, I promised you that the next installment in these studies in positivity would focus on Nikolai Kulemin.

Well, I lied.  Sue me.  Instead of discussing an individual player, I'm going to make some more general team-wide observations.  Don't like it?  Line up at window 106 between the hours of 1 and 1:05 p.m., fill out the forms in triplicate, be sure to bring your receipt and three forms of photo I.D. and  the counter staff will be happy to refund in full the money you paid for these charming and entertaining visits to my mind.  Really, though, following Bruce Boudreau's logic concerning the Ovechkin hit on Brian Campbell (and the obvious liability of the end boards and equally obvious innocence of Ovie), it's not my fault that I broke my promise to you;  it's your fault for reading that promise in the first place. [more…]